mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20 Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML 327 496 33 846
Consistent Username - Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML 21 968 57 767
anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20 Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML 38 892 13 548
TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML 36 579 9 810
Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML 50 158 4 230