Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML 9 808 79 119
Anonymous - 11/07/2015 01:23 - Canada - Surrey Today, my wife was in seemingly never-ending labor. It got so bad, I overheard a nurse in the doorway mutter to a coworker that she hoped my baby would just die or something, so she could finally go take a smoke break. FML 39 931 2 105