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Wadjukanungabongaloolie, home of the cannibal death snake.
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Wednesday 26 July 1995

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I ride kangaroos when I am bored. I get bored often.

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he was so hot - 28/02/2017 17:32

Today, I was tasked to organize the massive hat wall at work. I had a gnarly burrito for breakfast and my gut was screaming so let out a vile fart while on the ladder. I happened to look behind me to see a guy in proximity to my butt. He looked at me and walked out the store without a word. FML

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GonnaLockUpMySpices - 30/10/2015 01:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

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Aliiiice - 16/07/2013 13:18 - France - Offranville

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

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uglynerd - 26/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Streamwood

Today, my parents told me they're glad I'm an "ugly nerd" because they don't have to worry about me getting into trouble or having a teen pregnancy. FML

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IwishIwashigh - 01/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML

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