OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML 37 684 3 610
Brett meek - 19/02/2010 07:41 - Canada Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML 25 639 3 648
somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML 35 716 2 521