Get out wtf - 14/03/2011 04:07 Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML 59 581 8 972
WTF are you doing? Anonymous - 13/03/2011 03:09 - United States Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML 13 940 41 681
Hard at work scaredofbozo - Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML 15 700 28 879
Reunited Username - Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML 45 673 6 323
Anonymous - 09/03/2011 09:52 - India Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML 43 936 7 132