•
•
•

teresa96706

0

1

29

172

5153

2492

2936613
31
Thursday 09 June 1994

Teresa96706

|Friendly| |Island Girl| |University life| |in a relationship| |loves the aina (land)|

Teresa96706 -

Exaspera

Teresa96706 -

Teresa96706

lovers5201

Sophie_Bee...

alexbradin...

LilyLWerne...

Marie1994

jacob28

Diamond_do...

madysloth

grunt2423

jtorgey84

Steve95401

phantomxbg

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

jtorgey84

URBeingLie...

austinbaa

kyle_s_97

TheTshirt

gobiteme2

siham_anda...

elizabeth_...

Exaspera

Steve95401

macncheeze...

martin8337

Teresa96706

Teresa96706

Lizzy - 11/11/2016 03:01

Today, I tried to make things less awkward by complimenting my Tai Chi partner's ring and he says, "Thanks, it's a purity ring!" I said, "I used to have one of those. Would you believe me if I said I lost it in a river?" Now my entire Tai Chi class thinks I lost my virginity in a river. FML

12 018

2 731

Rule 34

Anonymous - 02/09/2015 15:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

29 600

5 220

MyBallsForSaleOnEbay - 21/08/2015 15:25 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

27 161

7 267

Walk or shame

Anonymous - 24/08/2015 04:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

20 098

27 328

Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

21 462

5 732