richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34 Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML 35 997 8 339
Woah! Mel - - United States Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML 42 304 13 080
blaahh - 19/02/2011 01:35 - United States Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML 31 448 17 692
You can't say anything these days Ashley Marshburn - - United States Today, my 4 year-old daughter walked into my home office and said, "Fuck you!" Then she ran to my husband and said, "Did I say it right?" FML 41 605 5 383