Date night Anonymous - 22/11/2010 22:26 - United States Today, I told my husband that I wanted to take advantage of the alone time we would have while our kids are visiting my parents. My idea? A nice dinner out and kinky sex all night long. His idea? Chinese buffet and subsequent dutch ovens in bed. FML 29 764 4 041
Username - 13/09/2010 01:38 - France Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML 37 386 31 429