Anonymous - 07/10/2010 06:29 - United States Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML 53 358 16 372
ifpigsflew - 04/10/2010 23:31 - New Zealand Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML 29 206 2 778
Let that sink in Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML 76 885 8 728