Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML 43 262 34 533
Dodged a bullet Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML 46 477 6 436