PreggoPhat - 17/04/2018 22:37 Today, while leaving after a short visit with my mother, my mother embraced me tightly and whispered in my ear,”I love my little fatty”. I’m seven months pregnant and went from 90lbs to 128lbs. FML. 82 10
he ded Anonymous - 27/03/2018 01:30 Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML 5 178 358
NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20 Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML 8 429 1 669
Terra - 19/11/2016 05:14 Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML 12 537 808