Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML 24 192 51 661
Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39 Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML 55 764 6 400
Anonymous - 19/04/2011 15:06 - United States Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML 52 167 6 183