coffee - 07/03/2013 13:44 - United States Today, after my coworker bought coffee for me for the fifth time, I thanked him and asked him why. Apparently it's the only way to get me to shut up in the morning so he can get work done. FML 13 055 37 150
Thanks for your help forgotten - 28/02/2013 00:42 - United States - Phoenix Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML 33 232 3 995
Less haste, less speed Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML 12 361 57 802