•
•
•

salvador_labra

0

0

11

1

242

87

SAN DIEGO, CA
30
Tuesday 15 August 1995

Salvador_labra

looking to go to college

Salvador_labra -

Salvador_labra -

Salvador_labra

lovers5201

Salvador_labra

Salvador_labra

Felt cute

dieana - - Canada - Lacombe

Today, I actually uttered the words, "Those are my good sweatpants." FML

42 336

9 713

future burger flipper - 03/06/2013 19:22 - United States - Whitewater

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

64 868

6 330

The strangeness of strangers

zomg - - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, while at work as a cashier, I tried to be sweet and ID an elderly man buying a bottle of wine. He responded by calling me a "blind-ass bitch" and calling my manager for "harassing" him. FML

15 907

29 753

Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

30 510

8 904

earthlyscum - 19/05/2015 02:27 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I woke up to my roommates "pet" snake casually lying in bed with me. I then got yelled at for screaming and scaring the snake. Apparently, it's my fault that it bit my chin. FML

32 021

3 682

earthlyscum

earthlyscum 19

mardi 19 mai 2015 22:10

**** that, I'll eat the damn thing first