Anonymous - 07/01/2012 00:01 - United States Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML 53 432 4 410
Ixi_the_pixie - 06/01/2012 16:16 - United States Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML 40 907 4 825