unloved cat owner - 16/02/2014 00:50 - United States - Carmichael Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I tried to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML 43 671 9 476
Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML 43 565 4 522