What, me worry? anonymous - 11/04/2011 03:26 Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said, "See you in Kansas." FML 30 298 8 276
Metal as **** lerouxmaster - 22/12/2010 11:43 Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML 41 815 9 645
Bathroom break Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML 36 396 8 273