Sorry, I… mel - 18/01/2011 07:05 - United States Today, I had to blow my nose. Trying to be a considerate roommate, I tiptoed over to the bathroom in the dark, which would have been fine, if I hadn't tripped over a chair and crushed the art project that she's been working on for the past month. FML 30 974 8 334
Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML 29 271 5 278
ash - 14/01/2011 18:22 - United States Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML 36 190 16 145