*Banjo starts playing in the background* unknown - 09/11/2010 02:25 - United States Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML 38 242 5 181
Master manipulator Anonymous - - Turkey Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML 37 229 6 116
Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:57 - Germany Today, I failed to get my driver's licence. My father was the instructor. FML 22 115 28 196