Prepare for trouble Anonymous - 27/11/2025 03:00 Today, I was walking in the street, and ahead of me was a girl with a flowing dress. It was windy and the dress lifted up, showing for a split second Pokemon underwear. Before I could stop myself, I said: "Pikachu, I see you." She turned around and slapped me. FML 161 647
Doofus Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML 43 1 015
Road rage Hayley - - Canada Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML 29 058 4 662
Ace Of Spades MetalisLife - Today, I thought I died in the shower. I was very intensely playing air guitar while simultaneously headbanging. I punched myself in the dick. FML 3 724 6 604
Large spread Anonymous - 07/05/2023 06:00 Today, as I went to put a portion of a rotisserie chicken in the microwave, the rest of the chicken slid off the counter. I instinctively tried to catch it with my foot, which resulted in me punting it into the kitchen ceiling fan. FML 725 269