meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML 800 715 65 958
bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML 560 45