Saucy weeble_wobbles09 - 08/01/2010 05:09 - United States Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML 10 470 25 955
Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML 37 354 2 128