Awkward silence kayin - 10/12/2010 01:59 - United Kingdom Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML 31 488 6 604
Auntie Flow iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML 11 703 33 724