hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML 34 155 15 197
wastedbaby - 04/07/2011 02:02 - United States Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML 46 754 3 769