Creepy nevertheless humdrummitydrum - 19/08/2014 20:46 - United States Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML 47 248 6 683
not a dick-man - 12/08/2014 17:05 - Canada - Victoria Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML 48 763 31 601