con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML 39 014 10 310
Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44 Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML 33 969 2 844
Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"