FractalSanity - 01/02/2009 08:11 - Canada Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML 26 640 11 491
DDD - 31/01/2009 15:04 - France Today, I had sex with a guy. As he was sleeping next to me, I checked his Facebook messages and saw that he sent a message to one of his buddies, asking what kind of lotion helps get rid of crabs. FML 21 407 66 805