Anonymous - 25/12/2010 06:20 - United States Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML 34 970 3 645
itsEVERYWHERE - 08/03/2010 05:34 - United States Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get some rest when my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML 37 169 2 650