Desperate Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML 35 014 2 656
me. - 01/12/2012 14:54 - United States Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML 48 591 7 371