kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML 41 935 3 722
e_edge - 05/06/2011 06:48 - United States Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML 46 846 8 849
PIVOT! Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML 30 746 4 259