sophiehelen

174

5177

31
Tuesday 05 April 1994

Sophiehelen

I enjoy the judgement that comes with FML

Sophiehelen -

Sophiehelen

lovers5201

ferrell08

linsomniaa...

dinosaurch...

gundercol

Cannou

AndreaHoff...

JennyArnol...

paigexox0

naughty.be...

OCD_NME

LoboisGod

mayhem95

RaylanGive...

jbuckets_4...

wanted_2_w...

waleedma

drshn

Seuqrow

pks2014

interestin...

RustlingSo...

swharley

Sophiehelen

Anonymous - 14/02/2018 08:30

Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML

4 574

596

feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

4 851

606

Anonymous - 25/01/2017 04:00

Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

4 281

3 385

Freaky family

tkoester - - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

26 389

1 635

YourAverageFckUp - 23/08/2015 01:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

24 592

14 862

YourAverageFckUp

YourAverageFckUp 9

mercredi 26 août 2015 1:37

OP here. First, thanks for all the support and funny comments :) no, my face wasn't in the picture. He said he did it to lighten the mood. He apologised and then surprised me by showing up at my place with flowers and chocolate to make up for it. Happy ending after all!