big_bail - 03/04/2015 23:00 - United States - San Francisco Today, I found out I wasn't invited to the annual family reunion. The reason? Everyone thinks I'm "creepy" because I'm the only adult who will go out and play with the kids. FML 32 712 2 541
Such a sweet little boy no, YOU raised him - - United States - Concord Today, I asked my 5-year-old son how school went today. He sighed and said, "Fuck off, dad." I thought kids only became such colossal douchebags in their teens. FML 33 741 6 759