Where am I? Anonymous - - Netherlands - Den Dungen Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML 16 280 5 038
Law and order Anonymous - 01/01/2016 07:03 - United States - Reno Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML 24 049 4 630
The more you know facepalm - - United States Today, my brother called me a clueless idiot after I told him that odometers measure distance traveled, not a person's body odor. FML 25 370 1 912