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Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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Not so lucky - 14/02/2018 11:19

Today, I have to fulfil my boyfriend's Valentine's day wishes since he treated me to the most romantic dinner last year. His wishes were simple: "Make me a home cooked dinner, don't speak while I'm playing online chess and don't bother me for sex." FML

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Anonymous - 09/02/2018 03:18

Today, my son pointed out that his friends in relationships have no fun, no money, get nagged constantly and all in return for infrequent unsatisfying sex. An unfair trade in his opinion. I couldn't help agreeing with him. My wife overheard what we were saying and is threatening divorce. FML

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Qpon - 01/02/2018 15:06 - France - Boissy-saint-l?ger

Today, when I got home from work I found my 23 year old half brother from my mother's side and my 19 year old half sister from my father's side having sex in my bed. When I confronted them my sister says that at least if she gets pregnant our kids will have the same grandparents. FML

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- 03/02/2018 23:27 - United States - Kenai

Today, I caught my boyfriend fucking another girl. I said, "You told me she was your sister!" He replied, "She is." FML

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