offbeans - 17/02/2009 02:29 - United States
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Check the comments all over FML. Sometimes, you'll see some sharp wit from me. Other times, you'll see my complete ignorance and lack of a funny joke to write appear.
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WittyMoron - 01/07/2015 18:10 - United Kingdom
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alaskaintexas - 19/07/2012 07:29 - United States - Bulverde
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Her maid of honor is already married, and she's not getting married for the second time. I just married her brother. And btw, I'm planning her wedding with her mother, not her.
Anonymous - 07/01/2012 02:22 - United States
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I told my wife that was completely unacceptable, and as some people said, I took the high road in not slapping her back. I began an argument with my wife about it, and it got a bit intense. I told her that her mother could not come back, and she got quite angry. I went into the living room and began to cry. This is what gets me. What she did taught him the wrong thing. My son came in, said "Man up, daddy!" and tried to slap me, but he's little so it didn't hurt. But anyway, I got even more furious that he had learnt something from it. The argument ensued. Things are a bit cold. Sleeping on the sofa now but I told my son it's okay to be upset. Buried the dog, and needless to say my MIL is not invited back for a little while.