fuckmylife - 02/02/2010 20:30 - United States Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML 53 475 39 401
RachelDC - 03/07/2009 19:06 - United States Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML 75 189 5 664