Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML 22 671 8 347
What the **** was that? Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML 13 742 23 701
Dirty talk Anonymous - 14/03/2010 07:54 - United States Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML 26 832 10 215