ItHurtsLIkeHell - 01/03/2010 09:13 - Malaysia Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML 11 923 43 093
oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML 30 340 7 416