Etymology Anonymous - 30/06/2016 21:11 - United States - Houston Today, my sister asked me, while making a cup of green tea with honey, "I wonder why they call it honey?" I replied, "Probably some Greek or Latin word meaning 'to sweeten'." She stopped, turned and with a serious face asked, "Where exactly is Latin?" FML 12 476 1 021
Twister Anonymous - 04/09/2015 01:30 Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML 27 460 3 310