quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML 42 948 10 735
Patronising quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML 80 421 4 254