Anonymous - 27/07/2012 21:23 - Romania - Bucharest Today, my fiancée's OCD hit a new low when she screamed at me for flicking the light-switch off "the wrong way". This led to her flicking it on and off about a dozen times, followed by a twenty-minute lecture on how to do it "properly". We're getting married next month. FML 28 157 9 055
Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML 43 644 34 206
icegirl38 - 03/03/2010 15:09 - Iceland Today, my throat is really swollen so I can only drink liquid. I noticed home-made ice-lollies in the freezer and had one. It tasted funny. Turns out my little brother had peed in one of those ice-lolly box and put it in the freezer. FML 35 897 3 835
Snick, i'm sorry my grammar isn't perfect but I live in Iceland so i'm not used to the language. And yeah, I couldn't smell it because I have a cold! :(