Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML 49 245 5 916
Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML 176 989
joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML 16 726 26 867