pissed off - 17/05/2014 00:33 - United States - Brentwood Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML 43 719 14 976
Weirdo Anonymous - - New Zealand - Napier Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML 58 303 7 903