911 is a joke Lauren Smith - - United States Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML 39 716 6 263
helloitsbrian6969 - 24/05/2009 19:50 - United States Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML 47 008 158 368