Wakey wakey 30000 - - United States - San Francisco Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML 28 497 13 215
brittrus - 08/05/2015 13:44 - Canada - Milton Today, my dad drove me to the airport. As I got out of the car, he said, "You better pop that zit on your face, security might think it's a bomb". FML 33 755 3 276