goodbye-college - 15/08/2010 04:12 - Canada Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML 51 367 5 245
Anonymous - 02/04/2009 05:13 - United States Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML 512 153