•
•
•

Kayaytea

0

0

18

15

2660

857

Hong Kong, China

Kayaytea

Ig: kayaytea

Kayaytea -

Kayaytea -

Kayaytea

lovers5201

MichelleRi...

rudegurl20

afexafe

CatherineB...

sage19

feelinbeac...

Arni792

joshtapp

UrOrangeCh...

inner_peac...

Golfer23

cornyrob

Arni792

Kayaytea

Kayaytea

Anonymous - 16/02/2012 02:03 - United States

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

18 817

34 227

Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

10 237

29 476

dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

14 810

37 941

Snarky

great - 10/02/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

10 573

75 301

Major3 - 11/03/2013 02:16 - United States

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

12 904

169 417