Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML 38 410 2 634
Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML 36 771 3 603
anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML 48 508 2 663