lon01t - 07/05/2012 20:43 - United Kingdom - Falkirk Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML 28 318 2 651
Anonymous - 12/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Rock Island Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML 17 997 39 935