Just joking, dude! spacemanspiff78 - 31/10/2011 15:07 Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML 31 298 4 232
hipprep83 - 20/03/2009 17:40 - United States Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML 513 64
ch - 04/03/2009 05:40 - United States Today, my grandmother patched up my $300, vintage, limited edition, designer jeans because she thought I'd accidentally ripped them. FML 41 318 90 349